I'm going to Hell...
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
To cut a long story short...
I raped a kitten.
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Charlietron Still can't think of anything witty to put here, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:44,
4 replies)
You're...
...Norman Tebbitt aren't you?
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:51,
closed)
i
have to wonder what the long version is like...
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 3:32,
closed)
...
twice?
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tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:43,
closed)
Lets just say
I was bored and I'm no longer allowed back in the petting zoo.
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Charlietron Still can't think of anything witty to put here, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:10,
closed)