I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Complete lack of beliefand athletic ability. My Dad used to save time at school parents' evenings by catching the eye of the RE and PE teachers from the back of the queue of parents. They would then just shake their heads mournfully, and my father would move gratefully onwards.
My take on the resurrection (aged 12): "Well, he can't have really been dead then can he? How can we trust the medical knowledge of a bunch of primitive people 2000 years ago?"
But I did believe in UFOs, psychic powers and pyramids. What a dumbass.
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:22,
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I believe inpyramids too. They're in Egypt, allegedly.
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chart cat has an itch, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 2:05,
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