Freshers Fair this year...
... and I spot a group giving out quarters of smoked salmon filled bagels. I sidle over and make tedious but obligatory chit-chat while I greedily stuff my face; "so, are you a sandwich company or something?"

They were from the Manchester Christian Union. I accepted a free bible and got out of there quick-smart.
(GrimbleGromble, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:09, 4 replies)

up in newcastle
i was on the fresher's crew last year, you know all the people that give up their last week of holiday to get blitzed with freshers (and maybe shag them if you're lucky) and so on.

the CU tent was a godsend. i mean, i can't stand their whole evangelising and i think their beliefs are absurd (haha one of them was one of my housemates), but the no-strings free biscuits and coffee were fine with me ;)
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 6:06, closed)

Everyone Has Got Richer Since Biblical Times
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With Jesus it was loaves and fishes.

Now it's salmon and bagels.

posh cunts

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 8:53, closed)