This always cracks me up
One of my good school friends was once tasked with producing a poster in RE class which conveyed the message of Christianity.

His work featured the phrase "I was hungry and you fed me" writ large upon a piece of A2 paper made from newspaper and magazine cuttings featuring cut-up images of African villagers stirring heads in pots, random geeky missionaries and chopped up, ransom letter-style text.

Probably the most effort anyone ever put into an RE project. Upon receipt of the magnificent artwork, the witch-faced, sexless harridan of a teacher rolled it up and deposited it squarely in the bin, all in stony silence.

The same RE teacher made me write 200 lines the following week for submitting my heroic tale of Jesus fighting a bear.
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 5:56, 8 replies)

Err
Who won?

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 6:07, closed)

It was a close fight
but in the end Jesus finished off the bear by setting him on fire with magic.
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 6:09, closed)

And
the bear missed his save roll +3 from fire?

Shame....
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 6:14, closed)

Like it
And lets face it, Jesus is basically modelled on the greatest man ever to have lived, Obi Wan Kenobi - what with the beard and the robes and the special powers.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:59, closed)

But
could Jesus beat Darth Vader?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:14, closed)

Darth Vader
would get well n truly slaughtered. Jesus would use his magic carpentry powers and build a box round the black-helmeted one, ninja style. And to finish the evil Sith bastard off Jesus would fill the box with magic fish produced from thin air and hammer the top of the box in place, thus rendering Darth immobile and stinky.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:32, closed)

well surely yes
since Jesus can come back from the dead....
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:34, closed)

apparently JC wins
www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Jesue+Christ&word2=Darth+Vader
(twiceydrinker hmmm is it pint time?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:40, closed)