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And lets face it, Jesus is basically modelled on the greatest man ever to have lived, Obi Wan Kenobi - what with the beard and the robes and the special powers.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 9:59, 1 reply)

But
could Jesus beat Darth Vader?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:14, closed)

Darth Vader
would get well n truly slaughtered. Jesus would use his magic carpentry powers and build a box round the black-helmeted one, ninja style. And to finish the evil Sith bastard off Jesus would fill the box with magic fish produced from thin air and hammer the top of the box in place, thus rendering Darth immobile and stinky.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:32, closed)

well surely yes
since Jesus can come back from the dead....
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:34, closed)

apparently JC wins
www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Jesue+Christ&word2=Darth+Vader
(twiceydrinker hmmm is it pint time?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:40, closed)