If only
If only for the contents of my carrier bag of shopping that i unloaded from my car yesterday.

1 packet of marlbro lights
1 bottle of jim beam
1 wank mag

But at least im happy now.
(welgar, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 6:18, 5 replies)

You have internet but buy stickbooks? Why?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 7:17, closed)

But
Its the unholy trinity of booze,fags, porn.
(welgar, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 7:23, closed)

:-)
but not chocolate treats or crisps?
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:49, closed)

maybe my sick mind at work
but I read that as chocolate teats.

mmm, teats.
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:25, closed)

not so long ago
I found myself at the checkout clutching;

1 pack durex
1 bottle of vodka
1 frozen pizza
20 marlboro lights
1 pregnancy test
Heat magazine

It did occur to me that such a shopping list was quite an indictement on my lifestyle.
(G-Lo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:49, closed)