I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
« Go Back
Hell Isn't goodI'm already in hell. I can tell you its no hotel!
I threw rocks at birds,
didn't goto church and stared at boobs all day.
It aint disneyland - its hell.
A chubby friend of mine bet I couldn't light a fart on fire - it backfired when I was engulfed in flame and a guy in a gritter lorry put me out!
Then that stupid doctor from ER replaced my heart with a baked potato.
I was so close to those boobs as well..
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:13, 3 replies)
WINNER!And you receive an EffinDoubt award for Surrealism! Click 'I like this' to receive your prize!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:17, closed)
eh!relax, guy!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:36, closed)
« Go Back