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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Hell Isn't good
I'm already in hell. I can tell you its no hotel!

I threw rocks at birds,
didn't goto church and stared at boobs all day.

It aint disneyland - its hell.

A chubby friend of mine bet I couldn't light a fart on fire - it backfired when I was engulfed in flame and a guy in a gritter lorry put me out!

Then that stupid doctor from ER replaced my heart with a baked potato.

I was so close to those boobs as well..
(ldwater otherwise known as a 'jive turkey', Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:13, 3 replies)
WINNER!
And you receive an EffinDoubt award for Surrealism! Click 'I like this' to receive your prize!
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:17, closed)
eh!
relax, guy!
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:36, closed)
Who's
my cream puff?
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:06, closed)

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