Church swearage
One reason or another, I went to a meeting in a local happy-clappy church in the skanky end of town last night.

As we sat around quaffing tea, proceedings were brought to a halt by the local oafs hanging round the car park, necking cheap lager and being generally offensive to the alleged "Jesus freaks" inside.

What they didn't expect was my striding to the front door, flinging it open and yelling "Fuck off, you festering cunts" at them at the top of my voice.

They fucked off.

Jesus freaks we are not.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:44, 5 replies)

haha
thank you for my new abusvie reply to everything
(pancakes_n_ham, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:47, closed)

I hope when you turned
round and went back into the church you gave a hearty 'Amen!' to the congregation as you returned to your seat. Like it - *click*
( SpankyHanky, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:14, closed)

We're a charity wossname
...but there was a general consensus that we'd go out and give them a good shoeing if they returned with their mums.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:31, closed)

Surely..
That's put you in the wrong queue for hell?
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:49, closed)

Hmm
I think I would have paid good money to see that!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:24, closed)