
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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And I can't help but carry it on...
I sign the bible whenever I'm in a hotel.
"All the best, Jesus"
My mates all do it too now...can't wait for the day when I pick up one that's signed already...
Other than that, I'm too nice to goto hell.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:50, 4 replies)

No i'm Jesus.
I'm Jesus and so's my wife...
( , Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:53, closed)

"All characters depicted in this book are fictitious and any similarity to any person, living or dead, is entirely coincidental..." printed on them, a la Red Dwarf.
( , Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:00, closed)
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