I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Damp ConfirmationI'm going to hell because...
...I pissed myself in the parish church when I was being confirmed. Full on steaming full bladder all over the victorian tiled floor and lovely hand knitted kneelers made by 'ladies of the parish'.
I've not been back since.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:05, Reply)
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