I tell people about holy books and scripture
because the stuff that's actually in the Bible, Koran or Torah is so asinine and ridiculous, a colloquial translation is often all that's needed. I love talking to Christians and JWs who have no idea what the OT really contains, or the NT for that matter. Once I've reeled off a few choice passages, they usually look at me with fear in their eyes.

If they're particularly persistent, I'll switch the topic of conversation to Transformers and talk them under the table.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:40, 3 replies)

@ emvee
My favourite is the Book of Leviticus that says menstruating women should be made to sit outside the walls of the city for the duration of their menses.

They panic if you quote that one back at them.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:44, closed)

I like telling people about Lot and hes freaky incestuest daughters.
(engekomkommer, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:03, closed)

Shagging
The Song of Songs is all about shagging. Which is just grand.

I used to have an "Optimus Prime Died For Your Sins" t-shirt. I wonder where it went?
(DigitalRaven will have to make do with gin, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:24, closed)