I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Well,I last bowed down on smooth stone in the toilets of my local last night - the stone was really cool on my face and felt nice. I embarrassed my girlfriend in the pub last night too by getting absolutely shitfaced and, in the sophisticated way I've become accustomed to, grabbed her boobs with both hands and made honking noises. Oh, and I've lost count of the number of times I've stopped third-generation Eqyptian converts marrying into the Jewish people.
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SpankyHanky, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:29,
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