well, to start..
Not to hate fellow Jews Lev. 19:17 - cos im a Nazi

Not to love the missionary Deut. 13:9 - who doesnt love the missionary!?

Although doggy is good too.

Men must not shave the hair off the sides of their head Lev. 19:27 - my chops grow all patchy and look rubbish - still doesnt stop me trying to be a good Jew.

Not to eat chametz on the afternoon of the 14th day of Nisan Deut. 16:3 - aw man! I love chametz, especially in a Nissan, or indeed, any thrifty Japanese mid-range car.

The rapist must marry the maiden (if she chooses) Deut. 22:29 - alas, she said i was rubbish in bed!

Not to have homosexual sexual relations with your father's brother Lev. 18:14 - he said it was our special secret



this could go on forever.
Jews are mentalists.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:29, 1 reply)

If You Check
You can't bum your father but you can bum your fathers fathers.

Anything not forbidden must be permitted...
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:41, closed)

sweet!
he's got a tight (wrinkly) arse!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:47, closed)