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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Ruined a marriage
... and not in the proper way.

My cousin was engaged to a nice lad called Mal. One day, I told him that his wife to be, had exactly the same birthmark as me. Its true, its identical, in shape, size, colour and location. Unfortunately its on mine (and her) arse. Its quite obvious.

My exact words to him, albeit slightly slurred, were: "Next time youre, you know, doggy style. Think of me and pretend its my arse".

I got the call 2 weeks later from a very upset cousin telling me that he'd ended the relationship, and one of the reasons is that he couldnt forget what I said.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:13, 3 replies)
You bad, bad person!
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:20, closed)
This begs the question
how did you know that she had that birthmark? When did you see her bare arse?
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:26, closed)
calm down
when we were young children, it was noticed one day at the beach. Or rather I apparently shouted out "Look mum! Jenny has the same bum as me!"

(US note:Bum = ass in child)
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:50, closed)

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