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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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her grandmother's arse
My friend Cindy and I were playing cards and getting high late at night, and we found her poloroid camera and a packet of film. Oh what fun!!!

After a few silly photos of each other, we heard her gran in the hallway, probably off the the bathroom. Cindy "encouraged" me to jump out her room and take gran's picture. When I did it, I got a shot of her bending over bare assed and unawares.

The laughter that resulted was loud and hard enough to win me a place in hell by the devil's side. Oh well...
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:13, 7 replies)
I can imagine the picture.
Pass the mind bleach, please...
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:23, closed)
her ass was wide
and quite wrinkly as I recall - yes, wipe the memory away before I go down below!
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:28, closed)
Ooo! your evil.
*laughs*
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:12, closed)
We did lots of bad stuff -
the two of us reeked much havoc as teens. Most stories I have with her include lots of laughs.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 0:27, closed)
Oh Lord
Please tell me this wasn't recent!
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:28, closed)
no
We were teenagers - the poor old lady is long gone. Hope I don't meet up with her later...
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 13:30, closed)
Naw
If she had any humour at all, she'll laugh.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 19:20, closed)

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