Mormons
I, being on the left side of the Atlantic, used to get regular visits from those nice boys with the ties and the pamphlets about Jesus. Now, for some reason, when someone delivers a spiel, I can't help but listen to the whole thing before telling them thanks but no thanks.

So I got into a conversation with them.

It started with "yes, I actually own a copy of the Book of Mormon" (which surprised them), and gradually I led them off topic until we were chatting about mundane things. They eventually said they had to leave, invited me to attend their next service, and went on their way.

About a month later, I get another visit from the same young men, again we chat for a while, and again they leave without actually delivering the message they had intended. After that, I never saw them (or any other Mormons) again. I think they got in trouble for allowing themselves to be led off-topic by a heathen (I mentioned having Pagan beliefs, they got a bit excited at that. Apparently converting an honest-to-God Pagan is, like, the jackpot for them) twice, and I got blacklisted from their rounds. Let alone the fact that I was flirting more than a little with one of them.

What? He was cute! Actually, I might pop into the temple someday to see if he's around, further cementing my position in the lake of fire by trying to hook up with someone at their church.
(Morgan is a damn dirty hippie, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:37, 2 replies)

Every Mormon boy
I've ever met has been drop-dead gorgeous. Yum.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 23:16, closed)

Well,
they're not going to send the hideous two-headed incest-mongs out recruiting for them, are they?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:09, closed)