I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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...and the bottom part of his leg fell off!when i was in middle school, i was shy (not changed much) and i kept to meself. this one incident bought unwanted attention to me.
there was a lad called Phil, a couple off years younger than me. didn't know him personaly, but knew he had part of his leg from the knee downwards missing.
one day i was meekly hanging around a set of stairs only 6 or 7 steps high when phil ran up them. all of a sudden he tripped and HIS LEG FELL OFF!
i laughed. could'nt stifle a massive belly laugh. probably the first time i made a noise at the school in 2 years. tears streamed down my face.
then some kids that bullied me saw what happened and started beating me up but the thing was i couldn't stop laughing really loudly!
for months after that kids at the school would look at me with disgust and tut as they walked past me which brought up the memories of this incident in my head and would have me biting my hand to stop meself from laughing!
sory Phil.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:19, Reply)
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