I posted a message in rather poor taste on a humourous website well-known for releasing a book of jokes in such appalling taste that it had to be wrapped in plastic otherwise bookshops wouldn't take it.
In response, I got a flood of pointless whinging, vitriolic private messages and death-threats from the kind of Daily Mail-reading office-bound dullards I thought I could normally escape from on there - they'd clogged up the site since then and filled it up with insipid rubbish and essays Charles Dickens would have chucked out for being too long-winded.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 23:45, 9 replies)

am gonna go
fucking
fuckin kill that dog in the court
fucking barkin
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 23:59, closed)

This is so funny I had trouble breathing

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 0:42, closed)

tl;dr

( Zuowan, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 4:42, closed)

Ummm
There is a fairly major flaw in what you say here.

I personally applaud bad taste jokes. In fact I positively encourage them, the worst taste the better as far as I am concerned.

But would I have the front to tell a string of Maddie jokes to her fathers face?, Fuck no!, I would get a severe kicking and would deserve every blow of it.

Would I tell a string of Maddie jokes to my mates, hell yes, thats what sick black humour is all about.

Where you have gone terribly wrong is that you have made that bad taste joke personal, by delivering it directly to its target here on the boards directly into the relevant thread.

And where you have really screwed up is by making yourself fairly easily identifyable, even down to publishing to the world who you are and where you drink.

If you decide to deliver sick humour in person directly to its target, then you need to have the balls to see it through, rather than whine about the resulting response.

Either grow up, shut up or accept the consequence, but for fuck sake stop whinging about it here.
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 15:20, closed)

Summed it up perfectly
He revels in being a smug, self satisfied wanker, but you're not allowed to ignore him. Because that makes you look a fool!

When he makes his posts personal, he's making a point. However when someone takes exception he takes to indignantly whinging like a big baby.

The worst kind of troll is the spoiled teenager.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:00, closed)

I always miss
all the excitement.
(man_d is being watched by experts on, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 19:26, closed)

Ping.
What's that?

Ping

There it is again

Ping

What keeps making that noise?

*checks scope*

What the hell

Ping.

I'm getting an enormous radar signal on what appears to be improbably huge forehead - joined at the genitals to a massively smug, self satisfied arsehole. Imagine the delusional smugness of Robert Kilroy Silk with Ant & Decs' combined slap acreage

I'm looking at you Woodsider Foetus.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:38, closed)

ITS
FOREHEAD HAS TO BE HUGE. (i) TO FIT IN ALL THE SELF-SATISFIED SMUGNESS; AND (ii) TO GIVE EVERYONE SOMETHING TO SLAP, THE SLAPHEAD.
(Itsme Beaverwax, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:45, closed)

sick burn dood
If there were a trophy for "Awesomest Burns Of All Time", that trophy would be on your mantelpiece tonight.

what is your postin style?
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:31, closed)