I woke up this morning
I have a torrid tale to tell. I am certainly not proud of it, but it happened. It was about a car accident I was in.

I was at a bar with my best buddy who is a little bit younger than me and another couple of friends. We had a few drinks. My best friend didn’t drink because he was driving, but I think he was snorting a few in the toilets.

So anyway my mate Chris was driving us home. It was the middle of the night and a winding country road. Chris was now noticeably high and babbled on about random shit. He started to fiddle with the radio buttons because his favourite song came on the radio. He swerved into the opposite lane and nearly hit an incoming car. He then swerved back the other way and we went off the road. The car rolled and I was unconscious for a few seconds.

When I woke up, I was pretty badly bruised and I had a broken nose. I looked over at Chris and he hadn’t been wearing his seatbelt. He was badly messed up and it looked like he had crushed his ribcage.
I got out of my side of the car, and went over to his side. He was groaning and I took out my phone to call for an ambulance. When he became aware of me and what I was doing he said that I couldn’t call for an ambulance because he would fail a drug test and he would lose his licence which he really needed for work.

I looked in the back of the car and I saw that his baby daughter Caitlin’s car seat had been impaled by a tree branch. This filled me with absolute rage.

I looked at Chris. He looked at me. He could tell that I was extremely angry. I closed his nostrils so he would choke on his own blood. He passed. I then called the emergency services.

I regret it now but I am definately going to hell.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:32, 5 replies)

Copyright
The Sopranos (c)
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:32, closed)

yup
the title kinda gave it away for me
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:31, closed)

Killing another human being
can be a defensible action. Using the word "pass" when you mean "die" however is utterly unforgivable.
( electric_goat, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 17:35, closed)

I take it...
That he didn't collect £200 either?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:21, closed)

er
we weren't playing monopoly.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:23, closed)