I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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all for a shagMe - 37 year old solicitor. Her - 22 year old legal executive. We have a few drinks after work, she says "we need to go to the church" down the road. Im thinking "i dont fancy getting upto something so close to work" and distract her enough with more wine...anyway, putting her clothes back on at my place after a shag, she tells me she is married and a pentacostal christian.
The morning after at work I get an email from her "you and i are both going to hell for what we did"...and she took 3 days off work to pray.
(I prayed for another shag, she looked like a cross between Gillian Anderson and the bird off Casino Royale)
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:31, 3 replies)
Hmm...Judi Dench with ginger hair...*fwaps*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:47,
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TouchéClass!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:31, closed)
judy dench?nay lad. she is right rough
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 22:57, closed)
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