I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Hell is overratedbut the cover charge is cheaper, so im trying to get in...
There was the time my ex's mum told me she had cancer, first thing i said was i can upgrade her insurance...
The time i videoed a midget in a wheelchair, and then spent ages editing it and adding the benny hill theme tune to it.
You know those times when you raise your voice at the pub, and everyone else decides to go silent at the same time? well, when that happened to me, i was drunkenly declaring to my friends that there were no such thing as asians, they just all have downs syndrome ( my friend is still know to this day as downy dave).
The time me and a mate took the new HR manager out for a drink after work, and i ended up telling her that if i ever did her, it would have to be doggy, so i could staple a picture of my mates face to the back of her head...
thats all i can remember now, there is more though, but all the above have always resulted in me being told that i will end up in hell
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 2:32, 1 reply)
my brother gets several calls a day from his bossso he has the Benny Hill theme set as his bosses dedicated ringtone - it never stops being funny.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:17, closed)
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