
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
« Go Back

I am going to hell because of my mismatched priorities.
I couldn’t tell you when my mother’s birthday is. I know it’s either in June or July. I actually couldn’t tell you when any of my siblings’ birthdays are except the approximate month.
I don’t know my own house phone number. I look like a div when anyone asks me because I have to look it up on my mobile. I also can’t remember my own work mobile number.
I don’t know when my bills are paid.
I don’t know when my parents wedding anniversary is.
I can’t remember when *my* wedding anniversary is.
However, I can sing from memory the original Ewok song from Return of the Jedi with 100% accuracy. I can also perfectly rap Mobb Deep’s ‘Shook Ones part 2’ even though I haven’t heard it for years and years and when it came on the radio the other day I totally shocked and surprised all my friends in the car.
I also know every character part of the animated film of ‘Transformers: The Movie’ and can act it out with the appropriate gestures. I can also sing all of the songs from the soundtrack.
I also can sing the theme tune for ‘The Mysterious Cities of Gold’.
I think I need to get my life in order.
( , Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:35, 9 replies)

You are a nerd...
Nerds don't burn, we would just start quoting from the Wicca Man!
( , Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:39, closed)

Like it! And I hope you get the right inflection on the 'ahh-ahhh-ahh-ahhh-ahhhhaaas' in the Cities of Gold theme. I'm holding out for one of them there flying golden condors for xmas... though I'm more likely to get a few dvd's and a blowjob.
( , Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:41, closed)

I can even get the 'doodoo doodup. ahhhhhh. doodoo doodup..cities of gold...'
( , Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:45, closed)

I can sing the song to that. I remembered it nearly perfectly for nearly 20 years, before buying the DVDs and being in ecstasy over the singalong version in the extras.
Also: "Uly-see-ee-ee-ee-ees, no-one else can do the things you do-oo!"
( , Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:48, closed)

"Me small robot No-No, small robot you know...friend of Ulysses..."
( , Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:52, closed)

Actually, you are going to hell for this abuse of English!
( , Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:45, closed)

He's scared to death and scared to look...
*clicked*
( , Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, closed)

I used to fancy the girl from the Cities of Gold (Tia?)
You can get every episode on about ten discs off eBay you know.
( , Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:10, closed)
« Go Back