"Children of the Sun, now your time has just begun..."
I am going to hell because of my mismatched priorities.

I couldn’t tell you when my mother’s birthday is. I know it’s either in June or July. I actually couldn’t tell you when any of my siblings’ birthdays are except the approximate month.

I don’t know my own house phone number. I look like a div when anyone asks me because I have to look it up on my mobile. I also can’t remember my own work mobile number.

I don’t know when my bills are paid.

I don’t know when my parents wedding anniversary is.

I can’t remember when *my* wedding anniversary is.

However, I can sing from memory the original Ewok song from Return of the Jedi with 100% accuracy. I can also perfectly rap Mobb Deep’s ‘Shook Ones part 2’ even though I haven’t heard it for years and years and when it came on the radio the other day I totally shocked and surprised all my friends in the car.

I also know every character part of the animated film of ‘Transformers: The Movie’ and can act it out with the appropriate gestures. I can also sing all of the songs from the soundtrack.

I also can sing the theme tune for ‘The Mysterious Cities of Gold’.

I think I need to get my life in order.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:35, 9 replies)

You are not evil
You are a nerd...







Nerds don't burn, we would just start quoting from the Wicca Man!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:39, closed)

Click!!!
Like it! And I hope you get the right inflection on the 'ahh-ahhh-ahh-ahhh-ahhhhaaas' in the Cities of Gold theme. I'm holding out for one of them there flying golden condors for xmas... though I'm more likely to get a few dvd's and a blowjob.
( SpankyHanky, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:41, closed)

oh yeah
I can even get the 'doodoo doodup. ahhhhhh. doodoo doodup..cities of gold...'
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:45, closed)

MCOG!
I can sing the song to that. I remembered it nearly perfectly for nearly 20 years, before buying the DVDs and being in ecstasy over the singalong version in the extras.

Also: "Uly-see-ee-ee-ee-ees, no-one else can do the things you do-oo!"
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:48, closed)

hehe
"Me small robot No-No, small robot you know...friend of Ulysses..."
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:52, closed)

"Children of the Sun, now you're time has just begun..."
Actually, you are going to hell for this abuse of English!
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:45, closed)

ouch
Selected and corrected.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:49, closed)

Ain't no such thing as halfway crooks
He's scared to death and scared to look...

*clicked*
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:50, closed)

Geekness
I used to fancy the girl from the Cities of Gold (Tia?)

You can get every episode on about ten discs off eBay you know.
(oneltrchardonnay, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 11:10, closed)