DIRTY GIRL
I’m still remorseful over this.

I’m pretty sure that it’s the most despicable thing that I’ve ever done.

I was about 17, pissed as a fart and walking *see staggering* home around 2am one Monday morning when me and my boyfriend at the time decided to have some `fun’.

We both lived with our respective parents so heading home for some wasn’t an option. We stumbled into a doorway en route and I remembered that it was that time of the month and I was wearing a tampax.

Ashamedly, I was so battered that I just discarded it in the doorway and we got down to a bit of mucky business. I think I meant to put it in a tissue and bin it after we had finished but in my drunken stupor I forgot.

All of this dawned on the next morning as I caught the bus into town and saw the building/doorway where we got down and dirty.

It was a Kindergarten centre and not just any kindergarten centre….it was a Christian one!

I’m definitely going to HELL!

I’m not sorry to God at all (that would be silly as I don't believe in him) but I am sorry to whoever opened the kindergarten that Monday morning!
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:01, 4 replies)

Hahaha!
If that was in Bradford, I think much worse happened when I lived there.

I still have a phosphorus burn on my head from where I had fireworks shot at me. Ah, how I miss the place...
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:23, closed)

Bratfud FTW
Got a lot of mates from there, everyone seems to be insane party animals. Good times...
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:25, closed)

I can vouch for the quality of the Bradford Royal Infirmary
after temporarily blinding myself in one eye during a party.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:28, closed)

Yes it was the lovely Bratford
The city of riots and recent car jackings ;o)
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:17, closed)