I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Small little lieSaid to the girl I worked with while I was convincing her to have sex with me, "Of course we'll still be friends afterwards".
The friendship lasted for another handjob before I realised I missed her as a friend and we'd ruined it all. NOT. Haha...I didn't really like her much anyway and her English was rubbish so it would never have worked.
Later God punished me and I was forced into a 7 yr relationship of which 3 included an actual marriage.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 16:20, Reply)
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