I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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My nephew, a b3tan, kidnapped Jesusfrom outside a church.
Someone must've grassed him up because the Bill visited and found Mr Christ safe and well watching TV on Nephew's sofa, with a fag in his gob and a can of beer to hand.
It wasn't the actual Jesus, of course - just a lifesize statue. Still, bad enough. Made the local papers.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:15, 2 replies)
do you havea linky?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:32, closed)
No, sorry, it was a long time agoand the family were very embarrassed.
He is a b3tan so he may read this and offer some evidence himself.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:44, closed)
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