
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Most people here think I'm a psycho. I'm not, but I have a very dry sense of humour (most of the time), and tend to say things meant as jokes in a deadly serious way. That's a dangerous combination when what you're saying (to someone who is pissing you off) is "Spence, do you know what it feels like to have a pint glass shoved up your arse so far you're coughing glass?"
Cue one of the girls on the table pulling a horrified face and saying "Would you actually do that?!"
( , Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:04, Reply)
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