Sharing's Caring
About the same time as b3ta.com/questions/cougars/post325152, my (younger) brother and I were hanging out a lot, getting wasted, hitting on (sometimes) unattainable womanfolk, and having a jolly old time.

Younger bro has this girlie he's kinda keen on- this girl isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but nice enough. They dally for a bit, until one night we all get off our tits and younger bro goes home, for whatever reason.

Young lass and I then proceed to do the horizontal mosh (as if you couldn't see that coming), which in itself is enough to comdemn me.

But, I couldn't stop it there. I used to be much prettier, and poorer, and supplemented my income by accompanying rich ladies to functions, largely for them to rub thier ex-hubby's noses in it. At that age I thought it was uber cool (it actually wasn't).

Why I'm *really* going to burn is that I recruited this young lady into the agency I got work through. Younger bro was not amused, but comnemned himself to damnation by years later tracking down my first serious girlfriend and bringing her, arm in arm to a family barbecue.

We've never talked about it since, oddly...
(pizzaforcat ate some cement and HARDENED the FUCK UP on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:08, Reply)