I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Crimewatch.Were you in Edinburgh on a saturday last month?
Were you driving along a dual carriageway at around half past three in the morning?
Did you see a drunken scotsman wearing a blue cowboy hat standing atop the embankment next to the dual carriageway freely urinating straight towards the passing cars?
Call us now, and please, don't have nightmares.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:35,
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Not you (or was it?)......but I was once driving home from Aberdeen late at night and spotted two blokes on the flyover at Portlethen, next to Asda.
As I drove underneath, a stream of liquid hit my car. Right down the middle of the bonnet, windscreen and roof. The dirty bastard pissed all over my car!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:47,
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WasIt the one at the back of festival Square near Morrison Street?
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