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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Bless me father for I have sinned....
I'm probably not, on balance hell bound just for this one, but it's an update for this

anyhoo.. this horrible child wouldn't leave my mate Chris on his own one Friday afternoon. Now, Chris was sitting on his own in the lounge minding his own with a post-work pint, which he does every Friday. He's a sociable cove the rest of the time, he just likes to decompress from the working week. So there he is being pestered by this ten-year old boy, who won't leave him be. So whilst pulling a real-ale type pint, I asked Chris about his weekend plans..
"You still up for that felching weekend next weekend, though?" I asked, Chris responded positively, "You know what kit to bring with you this time?" he asked.

We then went on for about ten minutes describing worm charming,


including team tactics, equipment etc etc..with this appalling, snot caked groinfruit taking it all in, just calling it felching...

He's not actually been into the pub since I did that. I'm sure it's just a coincidence. I know that they have show and tell at the junior school still, I'm sure thats a coincidence as well..

Using my UV post-code pen to draw BDCs on all the tenners in the till is probably going to send me down for the barbecue, really...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:07, 1 reply)
I remember the story of the brat
Here's hoping he got a good shoeing for offering to felch in front of a rugby team or something.

(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:12, closed)

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