Bless me father for I have sinned....
I'm probably not, on balance hell bound just for this one, but it's an update for this
www.b3ta.com/questions/spoiltbrats/post268572

anyhoo.. this horrible child wouldn't leave my mate Chris on his own one Friday afternoon. Now, Chris was sitting on his own in the lounge minding his own with a post-work pint, which he does every Friday. He's a sociable cove the rest of the time, he just likes to decompress from the working week. So there he is being pestered by this ten-year old boy, who won't leave him be. So whilst pulling a real-ale type pint, I asked Chris about his weekend plans..
"You still up for that felching weekend next weekend, though?" I asked, Chris responded positively, "You know what kit to bring with you this time?" he asked.

We then went on for about ten minutes describing worm charming,

(http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OnwEJEDsWBc)

including team tactics, equipment etc etc..with this appalling, snot caked groinfruit taking it all in, just calling it felching...


He's not actually been into the pub since I did that. I'm sure it's just a coincidence. I know that they have show and tell at the junior school still, I'm sure thats a coincidence as well..

Using my UV post-code pen to draw BDCs on all the tenners in the till is probably going to send me down for the barbecue, really...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:07, 1 reply)

I remember the story of the brat
Here's hoping he got a good shoeing for offering to felch in front of a rugby team or something.

*clicks*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:12, closed)