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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Oh the merry red...
Many moons ago, our Saturdays were spent purchasing cigarettes, cigars and spirits... So it was much in this vain that we arrived outside New Street station - slightly drunk, and smokey.

A rabble of 17 year old youths with time to kill for the next train; outside went we to the smoking area... To be greated not by one of the many pan handlers saving for their ticket to Rome, but a police cordon.

Intrigued we made a nuisance of ourselves, speaking to the coppers, trying to get on tv.. when we spotted a not small - ie large pool of blood trickling under the one far barriers.

What else could we do but tip our toes into said gloop... whimpering with glee - this is real person sauce.

I think it took all of 3 seconds to get bored of such marvels and decide that we didn't really want to be implicated in any dna evidence, so, ever vigilant, we walk back to the crowds... of course I walk backwards...

Where I kick a passing nun in the shin.

So, I really will be sent to Coventry, and besides signing my own warrent to said pokery place, I learnt that day that nuns aren't interested in crime scenes.

- a dad went postal on his wife and kid in the car park...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 12:59, 4 replies)
Compared to Coventry...

I can't imagine Hell being quite so bad...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:23, closed)
to that.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 1:17, closed)

"you've got red on you"
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:51, closed)


That is all.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:22, closed)

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