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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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An old Jewish orthodox room mate of mine thought he could use me for free rides and not have to pay gas, call me a nigger half the time, and just generally made me want to punch him for being a cock. Well, while I had to live with him and tolerate him for 9 months, I was secretly jizzing in his milk carton every week for 6 months. Not only was I happy that i was getting some revenge, but that I finally found someone who swallowed my load consistently without complaining. Unfortunately for him, I'm not kosher.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:02, 4 replies)
I've just checked your profile...

You have been on B3ta for over 6 YEARS!

And this is the first thing you've done?

Have you been away?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:08, closed)
That is a very long holiday.
I think I signed up about 6 months before I posted anything, and thought that was bad at the time.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:15, closed)
I am not kosher either
Then again I am a shellfish.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:15, closed)
Of course not.
Man meat and milk in one meal.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:18, closed)

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