Extra Protein
An old Jewish orthodox room mate of mine thought he could use me for free rides and not have to pay gas, call me a nigger half the time, and just generally made me want to punch him for being a cock. Well, while I had to live with him and tolerate him for 9 months, I was secretly jizzing in his milk carton every week for 6 months. Not only was I happy that i was getting some revenge, but that I finally found someone who swallowed my load consistently without complaining. Unfortunately for him, I'm not kosher.
(mrgimpers, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:02, 4 replies)

I've just checked your profile...

You have been on B3ta for over 6 YEARS!

And this is the first thing you've done?

Have you been away?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:08, closed)

That is a very long holiday.
I think I signed up about 6 months before I posted anything, and thought that was bad at the time.
( Moey, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:15, closed)

I am not kosher either
Then again I am a shellfish.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 14:15, closed)

Of course not.
Man meat and milk in one meal.
(Charlietron Still can't think of anything witty to put here, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:18, closed)