
...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
( , Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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because while the festive brass band played in Morrisons tonight I mentally cursed them for their invasively loud playing while I paid for my goods.
What stamps my ticket to Hull is that as I walked past them a middle aged lady rattled a tin at me which generated the response "Twats!".
( , Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:38, Reply)
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