Not sure Hell's the destination, but it's halfway there...
I remember being on a bus once and with the exception of me and an old lady behind me, the bus was empty. I was sat at the front minding my own business rolling a cig when the bony finger starts prodding me.

Oldie: "You can't smoke on the buses, you know!"
Me: "Don't worry, I'm not going to smoke it, I'm just rolling it here cause it's hard to roll in the wind"

All was well, she seemed to shut up after that. Then, as she was getting off the bus she turned and gave me such a look, like I was Hitler incarnate and said with enough venom to kill an elephant "SCUM".

So on that basis I'm on the way to Hell. Then again, going off her reaction it sounded like I just escaped there.
(Stephen5555 is posting on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:14, 3 replies)

These arseholes really grip my shit
I smoke rollies and invariably some little tit pokes their fucking nose in ..... If they think that smoking's antisocial then my reply normally makes smoking pale in comparrison.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:56, closed)

You should've reflexively jumped up towards her, then she'd have backed away and fallen and broken her hip
and you could've laughed at her.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:57, closed)

With no fear
of consequences. I like.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:37, closed)