she sounds nice and malleable
any pics?
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:37, 1 reply)

I doubt (s)he'll go to hell for this one
...however (s)he would be going straight to hell (and probably a displinery) for taking secret pictures of his(/her) (possibly fit) colleages and posting them on b3ta.

You still should though.

(EDIT - Whoops, corrected!)
(billybobbean is still trying to make it QOTW's best of the week, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:47, closed)

Ahem
Could you please find out if she is generally amenable to the delights of DVDA?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 20:52, closed)

She
I'm a woman. Clue's in the sig. ;)

Behave yourselves! I shan't be posting any pictures.
(Sahara Desert http://www.twitter.com/thesaharadesert for swears, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:09, closed)

bloody women!
in that case I (and at this point I urge everyone else to do the same) will not be believing this story, or indeed the existance of your colleague, until you provide the internet with photographic evidence!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:00, closed)

Dilemma
Um...

*looks down jumper*

I really am a woman! Honest!
(Sahara Desert http://www.twitter.com/thesaharadesert for swears, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:10, closed)