Finally remembered one!
A few years back when I was still with ex Mr Chickenlady I was often party to his evil ways as far as the nuggets (our kids) were concerned.


Calm down, I'm not going to tell you all about strange country goings on that involve goats and your sister.


I don't know your sister.




Back to the story...

Every night the nuggets would go to bed at around 7pm and I would always check on them at about 10pm when I went to bed.

About once a week or so the ex would come into the nuggets' room with me.

Keep calm. No therapy inducing pr0n will be appearing here.

The ex would then almost wet himself with laughter before turning on the bedroom light and shaking the nuggets gently and calling out,
"Come on! Time to get up! Come on! You'll be late for school! Come on! Come on! Hurry up!"

The kids would then open their red and bloodshot eyes, mutter, "Okay, okay, I'm getting up, I'm getting up" and drag themselves from their beds.

Did I mention that this was at about 10pm?

The poor little buggers had had around three hours sleep.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 9:43, 7 replies)

What an arse
Why would anyone wake sleeping kids? They'll just be all grumpy and annoy you then!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:11, closed)

They did go straight back to sleep
but I agree, it's unkind.



but it is funny seeing their little faces thinking it's the morning....
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:22, closed)

Even so
the next day they'll be grumpy and contrary all day. I found it best to let them get a good night's sleep.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:15, closed)

Poor little buggers
But I'm too evil not to want to try that sometime.

ps. Have you got the goat booked for the weekend?

x
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:13, closed)

Sorry, but Althegeordie
took the goat away with him to Oz. Maybe we can get one from Bert Monkeysex.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 10:24, closed)

Ugh....
Bad flashbacks.

In high school I worked so hard and so often that I did this to myself once.

I got a text message and thought it was my alarm. Started showering before I realised.

It was 2am. I didn't have to be up until five to work before school.

(..uphill both ways, etc...but a totally true story).
(Angie the Redneck Wonder, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:18, closed)

My brother and I
did this to our sister ALL the time.

And every time, without fail, she would get up, go downstairs, and get shouted at by my dad for being out of bed.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:45, closed)