Gah.
I once had a prescription antidepressant induced nightmare that I was in a fight to the death with a crazed nazi in an SS uniform.

I had the bugger pinned down and went straight for the throat. I was drawing back my right fist to land the killer blow for the free world when I heard screaming.

Female screaming.

I woke to find that not only did I have hold of Ex-mrs PJM by the neck, but I was moments from popping her right on the nose.

Whoops

I still think the whole thing was my subconscious trying to tell me something.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:36, 3 replies)

PJM
Perhaps this is more common than we realise!
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:41, closed)

I've just posted this on QOTW
My ex-wife has found me on Facebook and it's a matter of time before she sees my b3ta posts.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:43, closed)

Can't you refuse to friend her
on facebook?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:02, closed)

A member of my family posts on here
so I get all the goss morning-fresh.

I tried discreetly warning this person about it but they didn't seem too arsed about their nosy relly knowing all their business.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:29, closed)

Hahaha!
Excellent!

A mate of mine had a similar thing with, but was convinced his ex was a zombie, and "If she opened her eyes he would have to kill her".
Luckily she slept soundly.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:42, closed)

PJM
I'm keeping quiet about your nocturnal behaviour....



I'm expecting a nice Christmas present.

;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:34, closed)

*horns*

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:00, closed)