return to sender.
A christmas card arrived through my letterbox last week - It was addressed to a guy that used to live in my flat but moved out months ago. Obviously i opened the card,thinking that a christmas card might brighten up the place a little. There was a 20 pound note in the card. It read 'Have a merry christmas and a happy new year, love Nana xxx' In the scrawliest handwriting ever. Luckily she wrote a return address on the back of the envelope.


I spent the 20,put the envelope in the bin and the card in the living room.

My reasoning being that i'd never get round to writing a note and posting the money back to Nana before christmas and would feel silly doing it in January.And im a greedy bastard.
I didn't even need the money - it just saved me a trip to a cash point one night.

Hell, indeed.

Length? All the way from Scotland to London by her majesty's royal postal service.
(BarryChuckle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:23, 4 replies)

hell indeed
and it wasn't even funny
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:29, closed)

Agreed.
Just came across as a bit of a cunt, didn't he?
( Cawl, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:30, closed)

agreed.
Stealing money from pensioners rarely is funny.
And it is a cuntish thing to do.
Both pretty much spot on there.
I could add in a bit about how the postman had a lisp and i laughed even though i know i shouldn't have? And then i had rolled a fag with a bible page - the front page that said 'all the best - Jesus'.that might get a few laughs?
I'm not helping my cunt image here am i? Apologies.
Maybe ill take the post down.

To me, to you.
No, i won't.
(BarryChuckle, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:40, closed)

Ok...
Your reply made me laugh, for some reason!
( Cawl, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:46, closed)