I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Ex DogMy ex had a similar dog, very old shat all over the house but it was also vicious. It went for me one day so it got a very large boot up it's arse, which brought on a massive stroke. Result.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:06, 1 reply)
...I don't feel quite so bad now! I am not alone!!
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MaybeBut if it had been a human I might have faced a manslaughter charge probably dropped as I was the one attacked, while you would be up for murder.
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