"Carry on up the callcentre"
RING RING

CLICK

Sid - "Hi this is Sid how can I yelp ya?"
Babs - "Oh 'ello Sid I can't get me big bloomers on the screen."
Sid - "Muwhahahaha..."
Babs - "I've been keeping my gardening site up to date see. And putting photos on my website, pictures of all me roses."
Sid - "Bet you keep your bush well pruned mwuhahaha.."
Babs - "My bush is of the highest quality."
Sid - "Muwhahahaha..."
ETC ETC

Rather more back in the real world I did take a funny support call once which had a major tongue slip-up;

"Hi this is Jeccy, hows can I help?"
"My internet's not connecting to emails or browsing."
So we start walking through the checks and the woman comes out with the following;
Her - "Sorry, I'm having trouble typing....my son's left this keyboard all sticky."
Me - "Oh um...."
PENNY DROPS.
Her - "OH GOD NO, HE'S ONLY 4!" before she proceeds to piss herself laughing.

Seriously this QOTW is gonna be rp'd to hell.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:06, Reply)