IT SupportOur IT support guy has been in the job since 1979, and never misses an opportunity to pick up a mouse and say "Hello computer" into it, Star Trek-style. Tell us your tales from the IT support cupboard, either from within or without.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:45)
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Tech Support BingoTO liven up calls in tech support, we used to have a phrase that must be used in every single call at some point. One day I drew the short straw and got a really hard one. They were usually song lyrics. I had no way of working it in subtly so I just had to go for it;
Me: Right, I think what we need to do is, Justified Ancients of Mu Mu also known as the JAMMS delete the printer drivers.
Caller: Eh what?
Me: We need to delete the printer drivers
Caller: What was that about Ancient jam?
Me: Eh? I said printer drivers.
Caller: but...
One day I got a The The lyric and had to work in the phrase "she was lying on her back with her lips parted squealing like a stuck pig" which was tricky.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:46,
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Ah... Bill DrummondThe man is a legend.
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You could have just saidthat the KLF processor was broken. Or would that be cheating?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:45,
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