IT Support
Our IT support guy has been in the job since 1979, and never misses an opportunity to pick up a mouse and say "Hello computer" into it, Star Trek-style. Tell us your tales from the IT support cupboard, either from within or without.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:45)
notice we are only ever referred to as 'users'
autistic cunts
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:21,
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and take a joke will ya
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:22,
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Not always.
The second time I have to log a call for recovery for data, requested by some user who is in dire need of a training keyboard, said user is identified by name.
So that all the bods in charge of backups know who the fuck-ups are.
:)
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_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:34,
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we get paid a lot more than you
is that what it's about
is it
;)
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:33,
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It's "loser users"
behind your back.
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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:43,
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Generally, round the office
It's "fuckwits".
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jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:33,
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Don't feel bad.
I refer to everyone hanging off the end of my networks as "end users".
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Scritty Bakerman., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 16:39,
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Only users lose drugs.
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flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 16:29,
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