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(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:45)
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Reroute power from the warp manifold and tie it into the main deflector dish. Then set up a Hexatonium flux emission by venting plasma from one of the aft nacelles, and re-polarise the hull plating.

When the auxiliary power grid comes online, you will notice some shaking; this is due to the emission's interference with the inertial dampeners. Some ancillary personnel being thrown over consoles is normal at this time, but you should soon be on your way.

Please let us know if we can be of any further assistance.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 8:58, Reply)

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