Real live ones???
You sure???

Know what you mean, though - apparently having a cock n balls makes you infinately more knowledgable about computers, mechanics, and quite possibly minor surgery in some people's minds. Fuck knows why. I can barely dress myself in the morning.

Click!
( SpankyHanky, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:08, 1 reply)

"Fuck knows why. I can barely dress myself in the morning. "
Is that just the difficulty in getting your grundies to stretch round your MASSIVE COCK because you are so INCREDIBLY MASCULINE due to your apparent ability to FIX SHIT?

_{And yeah, real ones, with boobs and everything. Proper boobs, not like my saggy man-tits...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:16, closed)

When I first started seeing my girlfriend she advised me she had three tits
Intruiged and just a little turned on I said: "Yeah?!?" Thinking about it, I must've been pretty pissed to think she actually had a third breast hidden away somewhere.

She lifted up her top and gave me a bit of a jiggle. "These," she said. "And this one here," she finished, pointing directly at me.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:25, closed)

I thought there would be
a masectomy joke in there.

I'm disappointed.
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:00, closed)

A masectomy joke?
Thats fucked. Really fucked. Though I'm gonna use this 3 tit gag on my boyfriend when he gets in later. :)
(Roosta, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:10, closed)