I can't tell the difference between CO2 and water.
Once upon a time, water fire extinguishers used to be red, and CO2 extinguishers used to be black. Foam was beige, powder was blue (I think), and there was a green one too, as I recall.

Pretty easy to work with. Something electrical's gone up in flames? Grab the black cylinder. Some paper's burning? Grab the red one.

These days, all fire extinguishers are red, thanks to those useless fucking cunts in Brussels (and thanks to the spineless cunts in Westminster not standing up to the cunts in Brussels) making decisions about things which should be left well alone.

How the fuck am I supposed to tell which red fire extinguisher contains water, which contains CO2, which contains foam, etc.? They're all fucking red.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:58, Reply)