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wallet containing £14, driving licence and a bunch of other stuff. stole the £14 and handed the wallet into the police - rewarded £10 by the owner who was a VICAR (aged 9)

haversack in road containing flask, 2Oz baccy and a zippo which I used to accidentally set fire to the net curtains in the bathroom (aged about 10)

£400 in a shoe, on the stairs of the new house I'd moved into which was left FILTHY by the departees. I secretly kept the £400 and declared it my cleaning fee !!

briefcase with credit cards, chequebooks, debit cards, keys, bank details etc of a (then) local garage, lying in the road by the off licence.
I handed it in to police, owner called to say thanks, he'd left it on the roof of his car when he loaded it after a visit to the offy and the watermellon didn't offer me a GODDAMNED thing as a reward.

I should have taken option 2 which was to flog the lot to the highest bidder down the pub ;-)

there's more .. length and all that
(sham-il-eer-tak-tak noes better but still can't give a fuck at, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 18:31, Reply)