Not so much hidden....rather locked away!
On moving into my new house at the start of my 2nd year i come across a neat black desk in the conservatory. It was far better than the rubbish i had already in the room and was ideal for my PC. The only problem was it had one of those lockable cupboards, which was actually locked. No sign of a key but clearly being made out of veneered chipboard it was no match for a large screwdriver. Actually it was and took me 10 minutes to smash the latch open ripping a large chunk out of the side of the desk as it went.

I was quite delighted however, to be greeted by 60 Marlboro lights, some blank CD's, loads of packets of photos, 3 gold rings, a necklace and best of all 2 videos. Thinking the best, me and my house mate sat down with a beer and started watching our newly found videos hoping for some homemade action. Unfortunately they're just run of the mill holiday films with no sign of nakedness. Still halfway through watching the second video on fast-forward there’s a knock at the door.

Upon answering I’m greeted by a guy that looks suspiciously like the gurning fool I’ve just been watching on a Maltese beach. Imagine the panic when he starts explaining he's a previous tenant and he's left some furniture and "stuff" at our house. Fortunately he wanted to collect it the next morning and was just checking we would be in.

Funnily enough his face wasn't nearly as happy when he was taking his now broken desk apart as it was when he was on holiday. Still he got his stuff back and we never got to see any breasts so who was the real winner?
(The Duke of Pontefract, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 14:07, Reply)